Zach claimed otherwise, but I find it highly unlikely that anyone will ever post on this blog. Maybe, like, 6 posts every 70 weeks or so. But that’s stretching it. So I recommend you just get the RSS feed, and save yourself the 15 seconds of checking this blog and finding nothing new. Because say you check it once a week. That means that of the 70 week period that I randomly made up for no good reason, you’ll most likely have wasted 62 of those (assuming my guess of 6 was off by two for some odd reason, which may or may not be because I’m bad at mental math), which means you wasted…hold on while I google 62*15…930 seconds, which translates into….15 and a half minutes (if I was smart, I suppose I would have just multiplied 62 by .25, or realized that 15 seconds times 60 would equal 15 minutes since there are 60 seconds in a minute, but whatever)**. In that amount of time, John Piper could’ve written at least three chapters of a book you could have eaten lunch. So consider this a present from all of us at Mere Reflections, who may or may not even remember that this blog exists: one lunch every 70 weeks. Aren’t we considerate?
*just a multiplication sign
**This has got to win the award for the most convoluted, confusing, parenthetically noted sentence of all time, and now it’s got a footnote, so it’s even crazier. FTW
January 1st, 2010 at 11:54 pm
Some of us may or may not have been planning to write something for this blog tonight. haha.
Also, this post made me laugh out loud. (not ‘lol’ which doesn’t mean anything anymore, but actually laugh out loud. I appreciate your humor.) And please change your link on the side to your actual name or I will do it for you
Love,
Zach
January 1st, 2010 at 11:55 pm
Also, someone needs to tell me how to put other quotes into that thing of the sidebar because I’m beginning to despise that christian hedonism quote. haha.
January 2nd, 2010 at 12:35 am
Well, in that case you should just delete my post that I posted and post the post you were going to post. And try to say the word post as many times as possible.
The quote thing is a widget, but for some reason Riley chose not to make us administrators, so I can’t change the widgets. Same story on the linkage. Sorry. Talk to the big boss man.
January 2nd, 2010 at 8:16 pm
oh riley…
January 2nd, 2010 at 8:37 pm
Hey,I though you were going to post something? Whatever happened to that idea?
January 2nd, 2010 at 8:40 pm
Oh, and I just noticed that you signed your first comment “love, Zach”. Seriously? Did you just do that? “love”? What do you think this is, a letter to your grandma?
January 3rd, 2010 at 3:20 pm
haha, I was being snarky because you were being snarky.
I’ll letter YOUR grandma!
or
I’ll upset YOUR balance m’lord!
woo-ee! I’m feeling snarky!
January 3rd, 2010 at 3:21 pm
snarky snarky snarky.
January 3rd, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Also, I hope Molly is enjoying this blog activity.
January 3rd, 2010 at 4:11 pm
Someone please explain to me what the meaning of the word “snarky” is. From Zach’s usage I’m getting the idea that it means “I’m a annoying little seventh grader”.
Oh, no, I may have just jokingly attached “a” to a word starting with a noun!…..
January 3rd, 2010 at 10:16 pm
this post/thread of comments has literally made me laugh out loud. It’s a good thing my roommate was gone because I was cracking up. Thank you.
Trey: I like your definition of snarky.
also, I was about 3 seconds from calling you out on the “a” hahha. Good call.
LOVE,
erin.
p.s. I AM subscribed to this feed
which is why I was aware this existed.
success.
January 3rd, 2010 at 10:42 pm
HHAHAHAHHAHAA!
This “blogging activity” has pretty much made my life
. Trey, if you guys aren’t going to blog real blogs for 70 weeks, PLEASE at least once a week blog telling us that. Because it’s amusing 
. This really did make me laugh out loud.