Zach claimed otherwise, but I find it highly unlikely that anyone will ever post on this blog. Maybe, like, 6 posts every 70 weeks or so. But that’s stretching it. So I recommend you just get the RSS feed, and save yourself the 15 seconds of checking this blog and finding nothing new. Because say you check it once a week. That means that of the 70 week period that I randomly made up for no good reason, you’ll most likely have wasted 62 of those (assuming my guess of 6 was off by two for some odd reason, which may or may not be because I’m bad at mental math), which means you wasted…hold on while I google 62*15…930 seconds, which translates into….15 and a half minutes (if I was smart, I suppose I would have just multiplied 62 by .25, or realized that 15 seconds times 60 would equal 15 minutes since there are 60 seconds in a minute, but whatever)**. In that amount of time, John Piper could’ve written at least three chapters of a book you could have eaten lunch. So consider this a present from all of us at Mere Reflections, who may or may not even remember that this blog exists: one lunch every 70 weeks. Aren’t we considerate?
*just a multiplication sign
**This has got to win the award for the most convoluted, confusing, parenthetically noted sentence of all time, and now it’s got a footnote, so it’s even crazier. FTW